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Will I catch Coronavirus?

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Is Coronavirus fake news? Are all the so-called infections and deaths an elaborate hoax perpetrated by the Illuminati in league with a nefarious Hollywood elite? Is it all just a giant conspiracy?

Paul says, ‘actually, hype aside, it’s all basically true.’ He advises all responsible citizens to wash their hands religiously with soap because soap can obliterate the virus and wash it down the sink. For all those sweethearts asking, ‘will I catch Coronavirus’ Paul would like to give you a big reassuring virtual hug and say hang in there, it won’t last forever! Minimise your time watching the news, think of those around you and do everything to help others in this time.

Please remember, this is just a fun distraction during anxious and challenging times, Paul’s crystal ball can’t actually predict whether you will catch a virus! If you think you might be a little bit gullible and overly-superstitious, then talk to someone in your life with some wisdom and get their take on events.

Be a champ, donate to the COVID-19 Solidarity Response Fund!

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