Not knowing the answer to the question ‘does he like me?’ feels like the worst kind of torture ever! Like someone is slowly pulling your fingernails out one by one. If only there was a screen on his forehead with a read-out of his thoughts. If only there was a some sort of magical password that would open all of his social media accounts so you could read his conversations with his friends. If only there was a weird psychic octopus that could accurately give you a simple yes or no answer to this most important question that could make or break your love life… Paul’s advice: yank the band-aid off quickly, get him by himself and tell him ‘I really like you’ and then ask him, ‘so, do you like me?’ Then experience time itself stretch out as the seconds until he replies each feel like an eternity. Pro tip, try not to throw up on his shoes, hold it in until you’re out of his sight and then power chuck to your heart’s content.