You might have heard it said (actually, since you’ve asked this question, this is probably doubtful), ‘there is no such thing as a dumb question’. This is normally said by trainers and instructors to put people at ease and relax as they tackle a new challenge. It’s not true. There are plenty of stupid questions, including ‘do men have periods?’ Bro-riods if you will. But you might be young and just coming to terms with human anatomy, in which case we’ll let you off the hook and accept lack of living experience as an excuse. But for those of you old enough to know better, well… This is a judgement-free zone so we have nothing but encouragement for you. We encourage you to go to your local library, get a membership (don’t worry, it’s free!), and commit to spending an hour a week just reading books. Not the ones on crop circles and UFOs though, proper ones about actual things. Also, throw your smart phone in a river and get a mid-90’s Nokia or whatever model didn’t have internet capabilities. No, men don’t have periods.