Will Liverpool win the Premier League?

Paul the Physic Octopus loves his football, as you know, and can never make a wrong prediction when it comes to the game played in Heaven (no, the game played in Heaven is definitely not rugby union as the bum-sniffers would have you believe). You know you’re in safe hands with Paul, it is well-known that he has never ever worn a Man Utd shirt, that he is related to one of the Beatles, he sings ‘You’ll Never Walk Alone’ in the shower, and he most certainly definitely is NOT A WOOL!