If you’ve reached a point in your life when you find yourself asking a dead psychic octopus ‘will I ever be happy’, it might be time to take a good hard look at yourself. When did it start going wrong? Was it the time you burned ants with a magnifying glass, or the time you had your brother believing your parents bought him at a police auction? Look, of course you can be happy, it’s just a matter of moderating your expectations and starting to practice gratefulnees at every opportunity. And… Asking Paul if you will ever be happy, duh.