Before you get life insurance, you should sit yourself down and ask a few serious questions:
- Was it my idea or my partner/spouse’s idea to get life insurance?
- When coming up with a gaming handle/avatar name, does your significant other ever use names like Black Widow or Ladykiller?
- Has your food started tasting a little strange?
Paul the Octopus got life insurance before he ‘died’ and had the last laugh. The schmuck insurers didn’t know Paul was immortal and would continue to predict the results of huge sporting events and give sage personal advice from beyond the grave, all while enjoying his own huge life insurance pay out.