As Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear would say, ‘no it isn’t you monumental bell-end’. Paul however, is a gentler and kinder soul than Jeremy. His answer, another question: ‘Is the Pope Muslim?’. It is important to approach discussions with flat earthers respectfully, focusing on evidence and scientific facts, rather than resorting to derogatory labels or insults. Having said that, they are all gullible imbeciles. The modern world is full of stress and pressures to contend with that were unimaginable just a few years ago. It’s enough to drive people to weird conspiracies with embracing and affirming communities. That’s what you’re really looking for: your tribe. So just join a book club or knitting group, or fantasy football, or whatever – at least you won’t end up sounding like a brain-dead medieval village idiot.