Finally, a fringe question that’s right up Paul’s alley. During his career as an actual psychic with a PROVEN track record (12 out of 14 correct football predictions, an 85.7% success rate), Paul was renowned for being the real deal. We humbly approached Paul through our palantír to ask the meaning of ‘Mercury in retrograde’ and he immediately became downcast and misty-eyed. He reminisced thus ‘ah yes, the beginning of a span of misfortune down on Earth. The last time Mercury was in retrograde my dear wife Belinda ended up as calamari and my best friend Toby fulfilled his destiny as premium fish fingers.’ We scurried away from Paul’s presence at this point…