Well, darlings, let me tell you, I’m not just any old psychic octopus; I’m THE clairvoyant cephalopod! So, listen up, my aquatic aficionados, when it comes to sinus infections, they’re as contagious as a giggling jellyfish at a tickle party! Nope, you won’t catch the sniffles from a sneezy friend like you would a pesky cold. Sinus infections are more exclusive than a VIP coral reef club. But remember, keep your tentacles clean and your cephalopod kisses reserved for those without the sniffles. After all, it’s better to be safe than sorry in the mysterious underwater world of sinus etiquette!