Paul thinks a better question to ask than ‘are Apple watches waterproof’ is the more controversial and pointed enquiry: ‘Are Apple products wanker-proof’. You can best answer that question yourself by taking a long hard look in the mirror. At least that’s Paul’s best attempt at a bit of schtick and banter – but as you know German’s aren’t exactly renowned for their electric sense of humor. Paul has actually played a game of chess or two with Steve Jobs in the afterlife, and cleaned the floor with him you’ll be pleased to know. ‘There’s no tech gadgets to help you here bitch’ is Paul’s favored trash talk during their epic battles.